Been a while since I caught a concert…sadly at least a
decade (likely even longer than that), but mostly “the song remains the same.” Caught Nelly, TLC, and NKOTB at the #MainEvent in Cincinnati this past week. Took my two youngest sons, and grown niece, whose first concert was NKOTB in the 20th Century!!!!
21st
Century vs. 20th Century Concert-Goers
Same…Skinny and
scrawny girls still flirt with road crew and take seats
New…I-phone flashlight
app replace Bic lights to “show the love”
Improved…Smart
phones revolutionized flash bulb camera, making it possible to take actual
photos of bands vs bright lights and blurry shadows.
Same…Bouncers
still big and brawny
New…Bar scanned
concert tickets
Improved…Said bar
codes eliminate seat squatters
Same…Said skinny
chics still can’t shake hard enough to avoid being bounced when they touch the
band.
New…Crowded
networks more challenging than packed parking lots, trying to post on Facebook
or Twitter…and Periscope? Forgetaboutit!
Improved…If you
navigate said networks, you don’t have to wait until you get home to talk about
the band (and your phone isn’t connected by a cord…and you may not even have a
“house” phone).
Same... Nothing better than the silent ringing
after a loud concert, physical proof that a good time was had by all.
New…You don’t
have to show up early to save your seats (see bar code above).
Improved…With
age, comes children and nieces to reminisce…new “firsts” to share …and I must
say that I still like NKOTB…those nice boys can still make a young girl scream…And
one last thing… this gal is just as young as she always was. ‘Nuff said!
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