2. Plan your summer vacation.
3. Organize your closets.
4. Check on your elderly neighbors.
5. If you live in an apartment complex, consider an indoor block
party and share your food rations for the storm.
6. Play #CandyCrush.
7. Build
a Snowman if the snow isn’t blocking your front door.
8.
If it is, construct an igloo or dig a tunnel.
9.
If you have kids, tell them you
walked ten miles uphill, both ways, in blinding snow when you were a kid.
. Above
all else, pray your satellite and internet connections weather the wind and
snow...if you lose connection, all bets are off and you will have to dig your
way out immediately or risk a slow and painful death from boredom and #Instagram, #Facebook
and #Twitter withdrawal.
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